Friday, May 25th, 2007
Here’s something weird that i wrote…
Mary had a little lamb
Thick black coat little lamb had
Mary let little lamb run
Run into the woods and never return
Now the big bad wolf gets hungry
And a meal was waiting for him
Oh, you know he’s really happy
To satisfy the hunger within
Now three little pigs saw the waiting wolf
And wanted revenge for destroying their houses
So they ran towards him and knocked him out cold
Little lamb then ran into the bushes
Little boy cried “Wolf, wolf, wolf!”
“He’s knocked out cold, somebody come save him please”
And out came running Red Riding Hood
She went and bent on her knees
She took out a magic apple
Put it in the mouth of the animal
He woke up with a slight jostle
And then thanked the girl
Cinderella was really unhappy
For not being part of the story
She took a knife and swallowed it
To bad the Seven Dwarfs weren’t there to save her
This story is merely for entertainment
It is not an account of what really happened
My name was never ever mentioned
And this is how it all ended.
